36

SOME COME  

As they set up at Black's beach, Jeff immediately strips naked.

Sonya timidly reacts, "Jeff. You don't waste a minute."

Jeff runs up to her, hugging her, "Relax, take your time, have fun."

Sonya kisses him on the lips and praises him, "Thank you young man."

"You know how to win my heart!" Jeff then notices how sad Maria looks. "What's wrong beautiful?"

"I'm afraid to take my clothes off."

With empathy, "Let's walk to the water, OK? ... We're going to the water Mom."

"Don't go swimming until we get there."

"OK." Jeff takes Maria's hand, "Don't take your clothes off until you want to....Did you know I almost touched your breasts last night?"

"No. Did you know I wanted to feel your hard thing."

"My penis?"

Maria gasps.

"Hey, I don't want you to call my penis a thing. If you don't like the word 'penis,' you'll just have to give him a name."

"OK! That's easy! Big Jeff."

"Maria, I like that! He's soft now. Is he still Big Jeff?"

"Of course. I'd love to feel him grow in my hand."

"Big Jeff loves the idea of you touching him and so do I. But that needs to be done in private. We never have privacy. Did you ever touch a p...thing before?"

"No. Most boys annoy to ad nauseam. We could touch in the water."

"That would be too risky, Maria. Your mom would know what's going on." They sit next to each other in the sand near the ocean. "If we were horsing around in the water, we'd be touching each other. There would be no problem with that, but there's nothing romantic about that."

"Jeff, at least we get to hug and kiss."

"That reminds me. It's not fair. When I pop a boner, you know right away. How do I know when you get turned on? Were you aroused in the car last night?"

"Yes I was. My nipples got hard."

In a sweet, sexy tone, "So I have to squeeze your breasts to know."

"Or if I have a tight top--or no top. I'm ready to take my top off."

"Maria, may I help?"

"That would be wonderful!" Passionately Jeff removes her blouse. Big Jeff jumps for joy. "Mama would explode if she saw that."

"Thanks for the warning, Maria. Now for your bra." Jeff struggles but finally gets the back undone. He gets on his knees, straddling her thighs, looking into her lovely brown eyes.

Romantically, "I see Big Jeff flipping out."

Softly, "Your mother can't see it. Your body blocks her view. Are you ready?"

All sexy, "Yessss! For sure."

Jeff slowly pulls her bra straps down slowly revealing her beautiful budding breasts. Getting really, really pumped, Jeff observes, "Your nipples popped, oh! Hold Big Jeff! Quick! Stroke him. More! Ohhh!! Yes!!! Uh, ahhhh!!! Stop now. Oh. Wow. I'm out of breath. Ba da bing ba da boom."

"Jeff, you scared the pants off me! What was that!? I thought you were having a seizure!"

Proudly, "Maria, my dear, Big Jeff just exploded for the first time. It scared me too. But I didn't have any idea anything could feel so super awesome, so intense!"

"I should have known--you had an orgasm! But Big Jeff didn't squirt anything."

"I'll ask Sean about that."

"Don't tell him it happened here! I can't believe I brought Big Jeff to his first orgasm. But my fear stopped me from appreciating it."

"Did you ever cum?"

"Come where?"

"Did you ever have an orgasm?"

"Yes, many, for over a year now. I can't believe we just did what we said we couldn't do in public. I hope nobody saw it or heard you! That couple over there may have!"

"Yeah, it's like, all of a sudden, nothing mattered but Big Jeff. Thank you for your super sensual stroking."

"You mean my panic stroking?"

"It felt fantastic to me! I'll never forget this wild experience. But I need to be more careful in the future."

"I'll say! But I have to say it was way cool! Jeff, I love you more than ever. I hope that couple doesn't get us in trouble."

"They don't look like they saw us. Maria, I feel like I can share anything with you. I feel like we just bonded for life. I want our love to last forever." Jeff moves forward to kiss her, tongue hanging out. They French kiss seemingly forever.

"OK, you love birds! You're in public," Sonya gently chides.

Jeff snaps out of it, getting up on his feet. Looking at Sonya, Jeff cheerfully observes, "I see you have warmed up to being in the buff. Ah, Roberto, you're naked too."

Roberto feels a little embarrassed, "Yeah, I'm trying."

"The secret is to quit trying. It happens naturally."

"You're a pretty brilliant dude."

"Thanks." Jeff turns toward Maria. She took off her shorts, but now changed her mind about her underwear. "Take your time beautiful."

Maria breathes a sigh of relief. With everyone naked she felt pressure to conform. She smiles at Jeff, then runs to her mother for a hug. Sonya looks scared about hugging unclothed, but senses Maria's need for a hug. Now she finds the hug to be very special indeed. After the hug Jeff says, "Last one in the water is a rotten egg! Maria runs for the water, stops, quickly pulls her underwear off, and runs in, catching up with Jeff. Their liveliness gets the adults into a playful spirit--six children having fun. Add three more to the world of naturism. 



37

MAN WITH PLAN  

After the busy day, Jeff goes to bed early. The erotic moments with Maria play over in his mind, more vividly than on a movie screen. Big Jeff throbs with excitement. As soon as Jeff starts stroking, "Oh! Ohhh!!! Eeh! Ahhhh!!! Ohhhhh!!!! Oooo! Ahhh! Ahhh. Wow. I did...

"Are you alright in there!" Rachel calls.

"I'm definitely alright, Mom!"

"Oh! Sounds like you reached a new stage in your life. I guess you figured it all out."

"Mom, can you come in here?"

"Are you done?"

"Yes."

"OK. I'm coming. And you already did."

Jeff laughs. "Hug me please." Rachel lays down beside him. They hug tight. Worried, "Mom, nothing came out."

Calmly, "That means you didn't ejaculate."

Still worried, "So I jacked off but I didn't."

Laughing, "You could say that. Rarely does a boy ejaculate on his first orgasm. Sometimes this continues for a few years."

"Why?"

"Who knows. For now you have the fun without the worry."

"What do you mean. Mom?"

"If your father didn't ejaculate I wouldn't have gotten pregnant."

First silent, "Oh, I get it.... Hey, you mean I was a worry."

"Well, yes. Your father kept pressuring me to get an abortion.... If my parents didn't agree to help raise you, I would have had to give you up for adoption.... Boys didn't want to date me because I had a baby. I made a big mistake, paid dearly, but love you more dearly." Jeff cries and hugs his mom tightly again, kissing her all over her face. When Jeff slows down, "Then there are STDs."

"What are they, Mom?"

"Sexually transmitted diseases. Body fluids carry them from one person to another."

"Like cum."

"Yes, Jeff, semen. I'm sure you've heard of AIDS, which comes from the HIV virus. That's one STD. There are many more. Have you heard of the kissing disease--mono?"

"No, could I give Maria mono?"

"Well, say you wet kiss someone with mono. You could become a carrier of the disease and not get it, but not even know it. Then everyone you wet kiss has a chance of getting it."

"Why does life have to be so complicated?"

"I couldn't tell you. It helps keep you from getting bored though."

"I hope I never ejaculate."

"You could have your tube tied."

"Good, I'm doing that."

"Most men don't want a knife anywhere near their private parts."

"Did you say knife! Forget it! So what do I wear when we go to church tomorrow?"

"Sonya says that boys dress casual and men wear a jacket and tie."

"So I'll wear a jacket and tie. No pants, huh."

Laughing, "Nope."

"This is my kind of place! Do I even have a jacket that fits?"

"Let's check in the morning. Good night macho man."

"Cut the macho. Call me the man with the plan. D-D-D-DuRaN dah man."  



38

HOLY MOLY 

As Roberto and Sonya walk into church, Maria waits outside for Jeff.

"Good morning Maria, my love. Am I allowed to kiss you here?"

"Yes, a holy kiss."

"Show me how." After a brief kiss Jeff continues, "This church looks like a store."

"The church is the people. You look distinguished in that jacket and tie."

Romantically, "But not as special as you."

Smiling with delight, "Come in."

Jose walks up to them, giving Jeff a hug and kiss.

"Was that a holy kiss, Jose?"

Chuckling, "All my kisses are."

"I agree, even though I don't know what's happening here."

"Hey man, you pray, so you'll figure it out."

Many friendly people greet Jeff and Maria, as Jose chats with Sean and Rachel. Jeff finds the lively music a wonderful way to worship God. He quickly gets bored with the preaching. The "Jesus this, Jesus that" stuff makes no sense. But being with the love of his life makes it easy to feel the presence of God. He tries raising his hands as others are doing. Seeming super weird at first, soon it feels like heaven flowing into his fingertips. Roberto and Sonya admire his spiritual zeal.

Afterward, Sean takes Rachel and Jeff out for pizza. "Mom, why don't we go to church?"

"When I got pregnant with you, the church we went to treated us like aliens. This is the first time I've been to church since then."

"I don't think this church would be like that, Mom. You heard Roberto's testimony. You're safe here. What about you, Sean?"

"My father was a preacher."

"Wow! I hope he wasn't like this douche-bag."

"People expected me to be an angel. I knew I wasn't, so I made it my mission to prove to them I wasn't. Finally the church told my dad that if he couldn't run a family right, he certainly couldn't run a church right. When they gave him the ax, I stopped going to church."

"I can't picture you being a bad ass."

"I took great delight in knocking hypocrites off their high horses. Put Fred and Paul together and that was me. But I didn't have their muscles."

"No way! What changed you?

"My father. After getting fired, he apologized to me. I couldn't understand that--I was the one raising hell. He said he failed me, that he should have loved me no matter what I did. I didn't buy it. I figured he was just trying to soften me up, so that I would behave. It took me a few years, but finally I realized he really loved me."  



39

R & R GOES FAR 

The Tigers are back. The Cubs remember and respect the Tigers. Michael and Karim return. "Karim, I don't want you pitching today. Let's be safe and wait 'til next game for that.... Jose, I want you to coach today."

"All right! I've been wondering if you'd give me a chance."

"Without Karim pitching, Michael pitches three innings and then you the last three."

Sean spends time with each parent present, even some Tiger parents. Every Tiger good play receives cheers. The Cubs win easily, 21-3, as everyone thoroughly enjoys playing.  



40

WAIT 'N RATE 

Maria and Jeff spend the entire recess at school together. "Maria, we need to figure out a place we can have privacy."

"I've been trying to figure out something too, but can't."

"I want to do so much more with you."

"Jeff, mama had the talk with me."

"The birds and the bees, huh. I just got that too. My mom heard me have an orgasm; maybe I should call it a bonergasm."

Laughing, "You're kidding! Aren't you? I never would let mama hear me."

"I didn't give it any thought. I just relived our time alone when I went to bed. All of a sudden Big Jeff went wild again."

"I'm flattered, but your mom must have been upset, to put it mildly."

"No, she was wonderful, happy for me!"

"That's way cool! You're so lucky."

"So what do you want to do, Maria, if we get some privacy?"

"I want you to masturbate me."

"Oh, wow, I didn't even think of doing you. I'm sorry.... Guys talk about mouth stuff and of going all the way."

"I hope you're not just another guy!"

"Oh dear! I offended you," almost in tears.

"I think about that stuff too. I wouldn't want to try it with anyone but you. But mama says I need to get married before doing that."

"Well, let's get married, Maria."

Laughing, "You sound serious. Jeff, I love you. That would be fantastic sleeping in the same bed with you and doing whatever we wanted, whenever we wanted.... Mama makes Roberto wait, and they're in their thirties!"

"I don't understand that."

"She says it's what God wants, so it's very important to her."

"It sounds stupid to me. But I will wait for you as long as it takes."

"I just knew you would say that. I know you really mean it. I wish we were married already!"  



41

A BIT PRIVATE 

"Hey little man! I expected that you would come."

"Yeah, Sean. My mom caught me choking my chicken!"

"Ho! Slow down. Let's sit down, Jeff.... So your mom walked in on you masturbating."

Laughing, "No, she's not like you. She heard me cumming."

"Oh, I did too--all the way from here."

"Funny."

"So your second orgasm."

Horrified, "What did you say!" After some deadly silence, "You saw us on the beach!"

"Yes, I wasn't sure. Now I am."

Angrily, "You tricked me!" Sean reaches to hug Jeff, "Don't touch me!"

"Jeff. I wouldn't have tricked you if I didn't think it imperative that you talk to someone about this."

Sobbing, "It's private! It's none of your business!"

"Jeff, if you did it privately, I would agree it's none of my business. I'm also happy for you."

After a long silence, "Sean, do the others know?"

"No one reacted. Probably not."

Breathing a sigh of relief, "Please don't tell."

"I wouldn't tell, unless you give me a reason to, such as refusing to talk about it."

"You've got me cornered. I don't like that!"

"Yes I do, Jeff. I don't like it either."

"We didn't plan anything."

"I didn't think so."

"When I took Maria's bra off, Big Jeff went wild?"

"Big Jeff?"

Laughing, "That's Maria's name for my penis."

"I like that!"

"Me too! Do I need to go into more details?"

"No. That was your first orgasm, right?"

"Yes!!!"

"I wish I had a first like that."

"You do? How was your first time, Sean?"

"Let's save that for another day. As jealous as I am of you, there's a big problem."

"Yeah, we were in public."

"Some people are even offended by romantic kissing in public."

"That's their problem."

"I disagree with you, Jeff. Do you kiss romantically at school?"

"I wish!"

"So you know you could get into trouble."

"Yes, Sean."

"That's all I wanted to hear. Now if I were you I'd be thinking of places at school where there's privacy."

"Yeah! Do you know of any?"

"Sorry. Now if you got caught kissing in a private place, I don't think there would be a problem. But if you were doing more...I don't think I have to explain."

"Sean, I hear you and understand. But it's not fair. We don't have a place to go!"

"Yeah, most adults are more worried about you doing too much, rather than providing a place for kissing."

"I think I'll propose that a kissing room be provided during recess."

"More power to ya, Jeff!"

"Can I take Maria to your house?"

"With her mother, sure."

"No. Without her mother."

"No. I'm afraid that could get me in trouble. Now you see the dilemma. Even if I said OK, Sonya never would."

"I know that!"

"I don't think she would mind if you used her living room as a kissing room."

"That's true! But what about Jose's parents. They live there too."

"Ask. Be direct. You're good at that, Jeff. But we still need to talk about erections in public."

"You and mom approved, at Black's Beach."

"As a boy. Now you're a man."

"Hey, you said I was a man already!"

"I stand corrected. But your girlfriend wasn't there then. That changes the picture totally. I expect that Sonya would hang you out to dry."

"Yeah, that's what Maria says too."

"Don't let Big Jeff ruin a story-book romance. He may have already. I think a couple saw you."

"Oh, no! We we're wondering about that after."

"I don't think they're gonna do anything about it, but if they do, you could end up in a juvenile home."

Giving Sean a big hug, "Thanks for being tough with me. I was out of control. I've been wondering, are you gonna have sex before marriage?"

"Hold on to your bootstraps! That's between your mother and I."

"So for me, it's between me and Maria."

"I'm sure your mother wants some say in that!"

"What does your father say about sex before marriage?"

"He says it's wrong. He even says the Bible teaches that masturbation is wrong, but I've checked thoroughly. That's a real stretch."

"Man, what's he think we're supposed to do--cut it off!"

Laughing, "I don't think he would object!"

"Sean, sex is complicated."

"It's like playing with fire. I hope you don't get burned."

"Maria and I are gonna wait 'til marriage."

"So you discussed it already. That's great!"

"You know, it's too bad I'm not gay.

"Why do you say that, Jeff!?"

"I'd be having all the sex I wanted, no questions asked." 



42

CALL 'N PLAY BALL  

"Hi Sean. This is Jeff."

"Hi Jeff. Now that you're in love, I only get a phone call, huh."

"Trying to make me feel guilty?"

"No, that just was a dumb way to say that I miss you, Jeff."

"I miss you too. Guess what!?"

"You spent the afternoon at Maria's house."

"How'd ya guess, Sean!"

"It didn't take being a rocket scientist."

"Sonya let's us use the TV room for kissing--as long as we keep the door open."

"Congratulations!"

"And Roberto bought a plastic privacy fence for Black's Beach."

"How come?"

"He wanted a place they could make out."

"But, Jeff, why does that make you so happy?"

"Maria asked if we could use it too."

"Roberto and Sonya must have said yes."

"With two rules. Only when she's close by. And if one of us gets aroused, we need to stop without being asked."

"That's quite generous, Jeff."

"I just wish we could masturbate each other too."

"Even with the privacy fence that would be totally inappropriate. I hope you can strictly obey her conditions, so as to keep Sonya's respect."

"Sean, I certainly agree. Hey, the Giants are looking forward to our game tonight. They say they had more fun in our other game than any other all season."

"And you've been a big reason for that."

"Thanks, good buddy. See ya at the game."

"Take care."  



43

FIRST PLACE GRACE 

"Karim, can I have your permission to have three players coach tonight that are not captains?"

"Sure, Sean. Let me guess who--Fred, Michael, and Jeff."

"Great minds think alike!"

All three feel honored to be recognized for their leadership. Each does well in their assigned two innings. Tremendous sportsmanship between the two teams continues throughout the evening. Again the Cubs win easily as they clinch first place, with one game left in the season.  



44

FRISKY 'N RISKY 

"Good morning, Jeff. Did you sleep well?"

"Yeah, Ma, slept great. I can't wait to get to the beach with Maria!"

"I figured that's why you're so frisky."

After breakfast, Rachel says, "Jeff, I pulled some stats about STDs off the computer. The U. S. Center for Disease Control and Prevention recently released these statistics of infectious diseases reported in 2002:"
     chlamydia--834,555 cases;
     gonorrhea--351,852 cases;
     salmonellosis--44,264 cases; 
     AIDS--42,745 cases; and
     congenital syphilis--32,459 cases.

"Ma, it doesn't say that they're STDs."

"No, Jeff. These are the top five of any kind of infectious diseases. It turns out that they all are STDs, except for salmonellosis."

"Wow! Is the exception that food poisoning infection?"

"As a matter of fact, yes! I did some math on the STDs. In 2002, one out of 200 Americans got a sexually transmitted disease."

"That's not too terrible."

"I disagree. At that rate, one of every three Americans will get an STD in their liftime."

"Oucheewowa! No wonder Sonya makes such a big deal about sex before marriage. Did you ever get one Mom?"

"No, Jeff. And I'm 100% certain that I don't have one."

"How's that?"

"You probably heard of safe sex."

"Yeah, you use protection."

"Right. That reduces your risk a lot, but you're still at risk."

"So how do you know for sure that you don't have an STD? Did a doctor tell you?"

"No. No test can give you a definite answer."

"Mom, I'm missing something here."

"I haven't had sex since I got pregnant eleven years ago."

"You're kidding! You only had sex once!?"

"No, Jeff, several times."

"You mean that bastard shagged you more than once! I'll kill him!"

"Jeff, I know how much you hate your father. But I need to tell you something you don't want to hear."

 Beginning to cry, "I can't stand this, Mom!"

"Your father was only two years older than you are now."

Angrily, "So!"

"Do you know the way Maria feels about you?"

"Duh!"

"That's how I felt about your father back then."

Crying harder, "No way, Mom! No way!"

"Jeff, we had wonderful sex."

"Holding on to Rachel for dear life, "No. No. No. No. Noooo."

"He was sweet as pie, Jeff. I felt like a princess. I treasure the wild sex we shared."

"Mom, are you saying I could turn into my father!"

"No, I wasn't. But your father was like you. I loved him so much."

"Why does life have to be so crazy!?"

"I don't know, Jeff. I have asked myself that question many times."

"Mom, I'm glad you have happy sexual memories."

Hugging Jeff, "Me too!"

"I guess you've gotten real good at masturbating."

Laughing, "You might say that."

"Mom, I'm gonna have to give you a good time."

"Jeff! What are you trying to say! No. Don't tell me."

Laughing, "I think that came out wrong! I just want you to have the best."

"Thanks, my wonderful child."

"Man. D-D-D-DuRaN dah man."

"No matter how much of a man you are, you always will be my child. So what about STDs?"

"Mom, I want to be 100% certain..."

"Good!"

"...in between my sexual escapades!"  



45

REALLY FEELY 

When they arrive at Black's Beach, Jeff helps Roberto set up his new privacy fence. Jeff asks Maria to put sun tan lotion on him.

Sweetly, "Only if you do me."

"Of course, marvelous Maria!"

Jeff lies on his stomach inside the fence. Maria starts with his neck and works down. Maria says, "Your butt looks even more shapely in this position. Is your crack clean?"

Delighted by the question, "Yeah. I haven't had to wipe it since my shower this morning."

"Then I can enjoy massaging there too." Jeff gets goose bumps all over as she does that. "Now for these terrific thighs."

"Maria, where were you my whole life?"

Smiling, "Cuba."

"That's not what I meant."

"I know, Jeff. I wish I could have been born next door to you."

"That would have been heaven. OK, now you get on your stomach. My turn to give you heaven."

When Jeff massages her butt, tears roll down Maria's cheeks, she feels so loved. "My crack is clean."

"It's more than clean, it's cute, real cute. But I think it's forbidden for me to run my fingers through."

"Please don't think that. I feel your love flowing through your fingers."

"OK, here we go, oh! This is so intense, even though I'm not allowing sexual thoughts."

"Me too. Looks like mama's rules helped us find a new way to love."

Sonya smiles, thinking, "I need to learn this too. They seem to have found a buried treasure. I'm so proud of them." She restrains herself from telling them now, not wanting to interrupt them.

"Now for your lovely legs. Oh, they're so soft too." When Jeff finishes, he lies down on his back. Maria gets into a kneeling position to kiss Jeff. Both immediately get their tongues involved. Then Jeff quickly stops. "This kissing turns me on, so we need to stop."

Sadly, "I understand." Maria starts rubbing lotion onto his rosy cheeks. When she gets to his stomach she says, "You look so vulnerable lying here. You trust me so much!"

"Because you're trustworthy. I just wish I could show you some hair down there."

"I don't need to see any hair. I never touched a ... Big Jeff is my first. Having time to think makes this difficult.... I'm scared to touch your handsome sack. I don't want to hurt you.

"As gentle as you touch me, you need not worry. I can't wait!"

As she moves down, "Oh Jeff, I feel so special."

"I can't say how wonderful your tender touch feels."

When Maria finishes down to his toes, Jeff jumps up, eagerly ready to finish Maria. She says, "I'll do my front myself." Jeff's head drops. "Only kidding, Jeff. I'm eager too."

"Maria, you really had me there!" When Jeff gets down to her breasts he says, "I don't feel worthy of this opportunity."

"I don't know anyone else I would want to have this honor. Please continue Jeff, with all your love."

Applying lotion lovingly over her tender breasts, "This is better than I imagined! I'll have to go over them again. I can't let you get sunburn on your sweet breasts. I want to name them Flopsy and Mopsy. How's that sound?"

"I like that. I can't wait 'til you get to Cottontail!"

Jeff laughs with joy, "Yeah, Cottontail!"

When Jeff pets Cottontail, Maria says, "Your fingers feel fabulous!"

"I have to admit, my brain just went dead. My nervousness stopped me from appreciating the moment. Sorry."

"Next time will be better, my angel."

"Doing your lovely legs fills my heart with song." When Jeff finishes, he lies on his side beside Maria, massaging her stomach once again.

"Jeff, Jesus loves you, and so do I."

"I don't get that, Maria."

Nice people at church say that. I hope you go to church with us again tomorrow.

"My 'parents' had bad experiences in church. I think they liked your church but I don't know if they want to make a habit of it. That preacher needs to get over himself. I like the people and the worship though. I like being with you and God at the same time. Maybe you can pick me up, if they don't go."

"Sounds like a plan, Jeff. Now let me massage your stomach."

"Hey, nobody got on our case. That's way cool."

"We kept the rules and stuff."

"Maria, we must be doing it right."

Sonya speaks up now, "As a matter of fact, I'm totally impressed with the two of you."

"Thank you Sonya, so much." Jeff jumps up, giving her a hug.

"Hey, Do you ever listen to the waves breaking on the shore?"

"I guess so."

"That can be very romantic."

"How about it, Maria?"  



46

DIVE 'N DRIVE 

If the Cardinals beat the Cubs in their final game of the season, they finish in second place. Even though the Cubs have first place locked up; a loss now would leave a blemish on a dream-come-true year. Sean tells Karim, "You may coach tonight--the entire game."

"Thanks, Sean, I feel honored."

After chatting with each player, Sean sits in the bleachers with Rachel, who finally is able to see another game. "Sean, I heard about you doing this. Now I get to see it."

"I think Karim will do a better job than I could tonight. All I want right now is to be with you."

Karim asks Jose, "Can you be ready to pitch after Michael?"

"Really! Sure! Thanks, Karim."

The Cardinals have runners at second and third with two outs. A hard ground ball heads for the hole. Jeff dives, snags the ball, gets to his knees, and tosses the ball to first. It's close, as the umpire signals "out" to end the threat. 

Now Jeff steps to the plate against the lefty that falls toward the third base line on each pitch. As expected the third baseman plays for a bunt, but not the first baseman. The second baseman does instead! Jeff thinks, "That wipes out my plan. I better swing away, maybe bloop it over the second baseman." He ends up hitting a line drive just out of reach of the second baseman, into the gap. Jeff makes second base, standing up. He looks proudly at his mother, tipping his cap. On a grounder to third he races to third on the throw to first. On a ground ball to short he darts home unchallenged, for the first run of the game.

Each starting pitcher completes three innings with no more scoring. Sean tells Rachel, "That's trouble. Juan, their ace, now can pitch the last three innings. Oh, look at that! Karim just put Jose in to pitch instead of himself. Isn't he amazing!" In three innings Jose gives up only one run. Jeff leads off the bottom of the final inning, score tied, with the infield expecting a bunt. As the fastball comes in, he hits a soft line drive that Juan grabs for the out. Unexpectedly Jose drops down a bunt that is thrown away. Jose stops at second. Michael hits a slow roller to third. Jose immediately knows he can advance. He decides he's not stopping at third. He'll get into a run down if needed. Racing home, he glances at the first baseman--after the out he tosses the ball back to the pitcher! So Jose keeps running. Jose dives in before the catcher can apply a tag. Game over!

As Sean hugs Jose, "Diving is dangerous. I don't seem to be able to break you from that habit. But you got the job done cunningly! Congratulations, buddy!" Jose stretches to kiss Sean. Lightheartedly, "If you don't kill yourself, you're gonna kill me!"  



47

SLIDE RIDE 

"Mom, look how sunny and beautiful the weather is for the beach. Are you ready to leave?"

"Ah, Jeff. Sean won't be here for another half-hour, Mr. Chipper. I found some more info."

"Oh, info chinfo. Now what?"

"I couldn't understand why herpes wasn't in the STD stats I gave you last week. So I checked closer. Those stats were only from federally funded control programs. CDC documents show 20 million current cases of HPV--human papillemavirus and 45 million curent cases of herpes."

"Mom, that's a lot of dick juice!"

"Yeah! Especially with young adults. From ages 15-24, more than 9 million get an STd every year. That works out to one STD per person over that ten year span."

Stunned, "Having fun sure isn't fun."

Laughing, "Jeff, I'll have to quote you on that one!"

At Black's Beach, Jeff finishes setting up Roberto's privacy fence. Maria nudges him, "Get on your stomach mister." Jeff obeys. Maria sits on his back to put sun tan lotion on his shoulders. Jeff says, "Wow, your butt feel precious." He loves feeling her gentle fingers slide across his skin. She slides down to work his back, soon sitting on his butt. "Maria, I can't believe how nurturing this feels!"

"I feel wonderful too, my love." Both feel a touch of sadness when she slides onto his thighs. The non-sexual passion returns as she thoroughly massages his butt. After finishing his smooth legs, Maria lies on her stomach. Jeff follows her pattern with one notable difference. When he slides off her butt he leans forward so Big Jeff and his jewels feel her awesome softness. "Marvelous move mister."

"Thanks, sweet seniorita. Soon Jeff gets on his back. Maria sits on his chest, looking deep into his darling brown eyes, applying lotion to his ears, face, and upper arms. She watches his eyes light up, as she slides all the way down to his genitals. As she slides further, a disappointment shows in his eyes. But she watches a greater glow show as she lies down on his chest. She kisses his lips, then his nipples, biting them softly. Jeff floats out of the space-time continuum. She sits up, sliding back onto his precious softness, floating away with him. Without awareness she rubs in lotion over his chest and lower arms. 

She looks at his hairless wonder as she slides down to his thighs. She pushes Big Jeff's three inches of softness into his base, making him disappear. Moving her dainty fingers, Big Jeff bounces back out. She flaps him around with her index finger, now pulls on him, wrapping him around her finger. Letting go, she watches him recoil. She squirts lotion on Jeff's stomach, spreads it over Big Jeff and his jewels, and slides her hand back over Big Jeff continuing back to his stomach. Now with both hands, she identifies each jewel, eventually rubbing in lotion thoroughly. With lotion on her hand, she wraps her hand around Big Jeff, holds tightly, and moves her hand downward, letting Big Jeff squirm free.

She finishes his silk-like legs and feet, now drops to the blanket, rolling onto her back. When Jeff returns to earth, he sits on Maria's well-rounded breasts, watching her smile grow. He runs his fingers through her hair several times, feeling electricity through his body. He squeezes her soft cheeks, runs a finger across her lips, looking into her radiant eyes.

After applying lotion he slides down to her stomach, leaning his jewels and hanging penis into it's softness. Bringing his chest to her breasts, he kisses her lips. Now with lotion-filled hands he presses her breasts together, watching them return to their relaxed position as they slide through his hands. He surrounds her left breast with both hands, lifting up as it slides to freedom. Now the same with her right breast. From below he slides his hands over her breasts. 

Wryly, "Oh, I forgot to bite Flopsy and Mopsy."

Softly, "Good thing. Or mama would bite your head off."

Smiling, "I know, my love."

"And we both would get tuned on."

Jeff begins to realize that while orgasm is far more pleasurable, sensual non-sexual touch feels far more rewarding, loving, and enduring. Maria knew this already.

Looking into Maria's eyes, Jeff slides down to her vagina, rubbing in lotion romantically. He leans forward, feeling her most intimate parts tightly against his. He feels an urge to get sexual, but lets it past. Sliding down to Maria's thighs, he does her stomach and shapely hips. Looking at her small growth of dark silky hair, he runs his fingers through this incredible sight. He presses one finger against her vertical opening. Now with fingers on each side of her vagina, he slowly opens paradise. Feeling overwhelmed, he lets go. He looks into Maria's eyes, which say, "Don't stop." He opens paradise further. He used to think of boy's crotch as far more interesting than a girl's crotch. Now he knows better. Several thoughts run through his head that he knows to let go for now. It's lotion time for this glorious anatomy and the most gorgeous set of legs.

When he finishes, Jeff lies down beside Maria, placing his hand in hers, as they savor such peaceful serenity. As they lay there together, Jeff whispers to Maria, "Listen to Sean talk sweet to my mom. I love it. Suddenly he hears, "Will you marry me?"

Jeff jumps up screaming, "Yes!!!"

Everyone laughs as Jeff now observes Sean on one knee in front of his mom. Tears streaming down her eyes, "I most certainly will!"

Jeff runs up to Sean, tackling him into a big hug, following with a kiss on each cheek. "Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!" He turns to his mom, "Get up! I can't hug you in a beach chair."

After hugging, Rachel gets on one knee to kiss Jeff. He showers her with kisses. Now she turns to Sean. He slides a diamond ring on her finger. "Oh! It's so precious! Oh, Sean. It sparkles almost as splendidly as your sweet eyes."

At they hug, Roberto says, "We're all going swimming. You two need the privacy fence."



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EPILOGUE 

Perhaps this book leaves the impression that you need to be beautiful to appreciate naturism. Actually naturism gives one the opportunity to love one's body despite the flaws one thinks it has.

Perhaps this book leaves the impression that you need to be beautiful to achieve the benefits of non-sexual touch, that is, any touch without intent of sexual arousal. Actually beauty has nothing to do with it.

Perhaps this book leaves the impression that you need to be beautiful to develop a healthy sex life. Actually, lack of beauty seems to motivate people to develop their personalities, deeper friendships, and deeper spirituality. All these are vital to achieving real sexual intimacy.

My goal has been to be entertaining and thought provocative. I hope your desire for pleasure does not overshadow your need to find meaning in life and a sense of purpose.

With that in mind, I will close with a quote of Alexander Solzhenitsyn: "One might wish that reality was such that there would exist bad people who sneakily do their wrong deeds, and we only had to isolate and destroy them. The limits between the good and the bad, however, go right across any human heart."

For example, we may like to play cops and robbers. But cops aren't always good and robbers aren't always bad.



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GLOSSARY
    
Abortion ... procedure to take away an unborn child.
Abruptly ... suddenly.
Adoption ... child gets new parent(s).
AIDS ... acquired immunodeficiency syndrome.
Alzeimers ... disease that causes one to forget much.
Anticipate ... expect, figure out.
Apologize ... say "I'm sorry."
Aromatic ... fragrance, smell.
Arousal ... sexual excitement.
Bad ... good, way cool.
Ba da bing ba da boom ... quick and easy.
Ba-dunka-dunk ... cute.
Beckon ... want, motion for.
Betray ... act against a friend's interests.
Bizatch ... butt.
Blemish ... pimple, zit.
Bloop ... a pop fly over the infield.
Blush ... face showing embarrassment.
Boner ... hard penis.
Bonergasm ... Jeff's term for an orgasm without ejaculation.
Booty ... 1) butt; 2) sex.
Bra ... garment for one's breasts.
Brainstorm ... idea.
Bromzilla ... crazy.
Bub ... pal.
Buns ... butt.
Butt ... rear end.
Buttocks ... butt.
Candor ... willing to say what on one's mind.
Captain Hook ... evil captain.
Captivate ... hold one's interest.
Carousing ... playing, partying.
Champagne ... a sparkling drink.
Child molester ... an adult who had sexual contact with a child.
Chitchat ... small talk.
Circumcised ... foreskin has been cut off.
Clandestine ... secretly bad.
Cleavage ... clothing taking the shape of one's body's.
Cocky ... reckless.
Coincident ... happen by chance.
Comfy ... comfortable.
Compassion ... caring with feeling.
Complicated ... full of twists and turns.
Console ... comfort.
Cringe ... flinch, shake.
Cuddle ... hold close, hug.
Cum ... 1) semen that squirts from a mature penis; 2) having an orgasm.
Cussing ... swearing, using bad words.
Deference ... respect.
Depressed ... feeling down.
Deterred ... stopped.
Dick ... penis, male sex organ.
Dilemma ... a no win situation.
Dip ... enter.
Diplomatic ... tactful.
Director ... person in charge.
Disrobe ... take off clothing.
Diss ... disrespect.
Distinguished ... great, prominent.
Diversion ... detour, sidetrack.
Douchbag ... jerk.
Dude ... guy.
Duped ... fooled.
Ecstatic ... extreme delight.
Ejaculate ... squirt semen from one's penis during orgasm.
Elegance ... gracefulness, charm.
Embarrass ... make a fool of.
Embrace ... hug.
Empathy ... sense a person's feelings.
Envy, envious ... jealous.
Erection ... hard penis.
Erotic ... sexual.
Escapade ... adventure.
Eternity ... forever.
Eureka ... have found, reacting with deep amazement.
Exquisite ... dainty, elegant.
Exultation ... joy, excitement.
Fiancee ... person one will marry.
Fidget ... be restless, as if one has ants in one's pants.
Fondle ... touch, feel up.
Flatter ... sweet-talk.
Flustered ... upset, anxious.
Frisky ... lively.
Frolic ... carefree play.
Gasser ... pass gas, fart.
Gay-bashing ... attacking boys that are sexually attracted to boys.
Genitalia, genitals ... sexual organs, private parts.
Gonna ... going to.
Googly-eyed ... eyes showing sexual feeling.
Goose ... touch someone's crotch.
Goose bumps ... pleasant chill from being touched a certain way.
Gotcha ... got you.
Gratify ... satisfy, appreciate.
Groin ... where one's genitals are.
HIV ... human immunodeficiency virus, AIDS virus.
Holy ... sacred, pure.
Homer ... home run.
Hooters ... breasts.
Horny ... wanting orgasm, itching for sex.
Humiliate ... disgrace, make fool of.
Hysterical ... out of control, out of one's wits.
Illegal ... against the law.
Imperative ... required, a must.
Inadequate ... not OK.
Individually ... one person at a time.
Insane ... crazy.
Inspire ... give zeal, motivate.
Instigator ... person who starts it or leads it.
Instinctive ... natural, innate.
Intimacy ... revealing one's real self.
Jack off ... rub genitals for sexual pleasure.
Jerk off ... rub genitals for sexual pleasure.
Jim jam ... semen.
Kewl ... cool, popular.
Knack ... know how.
La Jolla ... LAH HOY AH: a town on the Pacific coast in southern California.
Lather ... make soapy or creamy.
Lobotomy ... brain surgery, cut nerve fibers in brain for relief of a mental disorder.
Lunge ... jump.
Lusting ... having sex thoughts for someone.
Macho man ... tough guy.
Maintain ... keep up.
Manhood ... what men have that women don't.
Massage ... rub.
Masturbate ... rub genitals for sexual pleasure.
Matrimony ... marriage.
Melancholy ... sad.
Microscope ... tool used to see something small.
Migraine ... bad headache.
Momentum ... force, such as when you coast on a bicycle.
Mono ... infectious mononucleosis.
Mutilate ... destroy.
Naked ... unclothed.
Naturism ... life style with clothes off.
Nude ... no clothes on.
'Nuff ... enough.
Nurture ... loving touch.
Obstacle ... something in the way.
Orgasm ... moment of intense sexual pleasure.
Oucheewowa ... ouch and wow.
Passion ... deep feelings.
Pedophile ... an adult with sexual desire for a child.
Penetrate ... enter, go in.
Penis ... dick, male sexual organ.
Pervert ... sexually sick person.
Pet ... feel up.
Plagued ... bothered.
Plunges ... dives.
Pompoms ... breasts.
Pondering ... thinking about.
Pouch ... sack.
Predictor ... make something more likely to happen.
Pregnant ... with child.
Provocative ... stimulating.
P-U ... stink.
Quirk ... twist.
Rad ... radical.
Radiant ... glowing.
Reciprocate ... do the same for.
Reluctant ... not willing.
Reputation ... status.
Resurrect ... come back to life.
Ritual ... habit.
Rivalry ... competition.
Romance ... passion as on a date.
Runt ... little kid.
Sabotage ... booby trap, undermine.
Sarcastic ... scornful, phony words in anger.
Scamper ... run fast like a squirrel.
Scrotum ... the sack below one's penis.
Secluded ... hidden.
Seethe ... stew in anger.
Seizure ... convulsion, fit.
Self-assured ... sure of oneself.
Semen ... white fluid that carries sperm from a man's sack through his penis.
Seniorita ... girl (Spanish).
Sensual ... passionate.
Serenity ... peacefulness.
Sexatized ... itching for sex.
Shaft ... penis.
Simultaneous ... at the same time.
Sleek ... close fitting.
Smirk ... sly smile.
Smooch ... kiss long.
Snuggle ... lay close to, cuddle.
Spiritual ... in step with God: worship God alone, love others as one-self, use things rather than loving them.
Spontaneous ... gut reaction, go with one's feelings.
Stalking ... following someone while feeling sexual or evil.
Straight ... 1) not curved; 2) directly; 3) not gay, attracted to the opposite sex.
Strategy ... plan, tactic.
Strip ... take off clothing.
Surmise ... figure out.
Telepathically ... talk mind to mind.
Testicles ... balls, nuts, jewels.
Testimony ... one's story.
Timelessness ... nothing else matters.
Torment ... torture, terrible pain.
Trance ... daze, unaware.
Tribal chant ... sounds of an Indian dance.
Tush ... butt, rear end.
Ump ... umpire.
Unanimously ... all agree.
Undies ... underwear.
Uptight ... tense, not relaxed.
Vague ... not clear.
Vibes ... feelings.
Vitals ... sexual organs, private parts.
Volume ... loud.
Voluntary ... unpaid, do by choice.
Voluptuous ... big and beautiful.
Vulgar ... mean, obscene.
Waning ... fading, getting weaker.
Wank ... rub genitals for sexual pleasure.
Way cool ... popular, impressive.
Whatchu ... what you.
Wonker ... penis.
Wryly ... pretending to be serious.


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